Saturday, November 7, 2015

10 Hilarious Names for the Dirty Deed: What Would You Call It?

Getting it on, banging, boning, sexy time, porking, poking, screwing, getting busy, knocking boots, getting laid.  We've all heard these and probably used them.  But have you heard these?  We hadn't, and they are awesome.  Just awesome.

#1:  Adult naptime.  I could get used to this type of nap.  *wink, wink*

#2:  Bungee jumping in the pink canyon.  Come on now.  It's not that wide.

#3  Jiggery pokery.  Is this wizard sex?

#4: Dickening.  This sounds like a horror movie to me.  Up next, The Dickening!

#5:  Moving Furniture.  Well technically, I guess that's true.

#6:  Cleaning the cobwebs with the womb broom.  This is possibly the only kind of cleaning my             husband does.

#7:  Giving her the beans.  Does this mean we don't have to cook tonight? Yayyyy!!!!

#8:  Playing hide the cannoli.  This just makes me want to eat cannoli.

#9:  St. George.  This is actually a term that was used in the 1800s to describe sex with the girl on            top.  Apparently St. George rode a dragon or some shit.  Anyway, ride 'em cowgirl!

#10:  Dunking the Dingus.  This.  This is what I will be calling it from now on.

Have you heard any of these?  Any awesome sayings we missed?  Let us know!

Amelia Jane

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